I entered my birth date and this calculator said I will eat a leather shoe some time in the near future.

Very accurate, thanks, looking forward to that.

Haha, let me know how it tastes.

The cards are telling me to buy SpaceX today. I'll let you know how that turns out.

Ha, I wouldn’t bet on it.

I like it when my tarot output agrees with my astrology chart output

Nice, at least they’re consistent.