Just wait for really fun stuff, like the huge "Buy Stock" button with a tiny "Maybe later..." 8pt link below it. Or "Let us scan your photos and location and have AI generate a TOTALLY LIT suggested portfolio for you!" Or even better: "5 of your friends are currently pumping NVDA! Tap here to write a few naked puts!"
I can't wait until they bring in all the dark patterns from travel sites; "1,213 people currently considering this stock" or "act now; only 6MM shares left!"
If I had browser data from everyone on RobinHood, and was able to track which stocks they were looking at, I might be able to make money front-running.
